I saw that Dina was the new hero and really wanted her on my team. I went to my local doctor and told him i needed to sell one of my kidneys. He asked me why, and I explained that 180 soulstones cost 300$. He told me that he will not allow me to sell my kidney! Would you believe his arrogance?! Who's he to tell me what to do with my body! Angry and bitter, i returned home and began to research the dark net on how to sell my kidney on the black market. I fell asleep still clutching the mouse tightly in my hand. I awoke to the sound of incessant knocking on the door. There stood three strongly-built men, explaining they were social workers. It seems that snitch of a doctor ratted on me... They asked me a bunch of questions and when I explained myself, they gave me sad condescending looks. Those "oh you poor soul" faces, you know the kind... That only served to make me angrier, I didn't need their pity. The conversion became heated, it escalated to a loud argument. I told them to get out of my house but I was outnumbered. They pulled out a needle and injected something to subdue me... I woke up in a padded room, doctors and psychiatrists looked me over, appraising me. When they realised i was awake they asked me more and more questions. They were talking about addiction, insanity... ME! INSANE?! I argued with them! Telling them that Lilith needs me, i was only doing as i was told! They said i was hallucinating, that no one would ask for 300$ just for one character out of 50. They said i was a danger to myself and to others. Would you believe their audacity?! Anyway, now I'm stuck in this asylum, i lost my job, my girlfriend left me for a Dota player (but then again she still thinks i sold my soul to the biblical Lilith so who needs her, right? ) and my family wouldn't even look at me, not wanting to be associated with a "madman". I need Lilith to send a signed legal document telling the doctors to release me because I'm not crazy and Dina really does cost 300$. I also need them to tell the doctors to allow me to sell my kidney so i could afford her. Thank you for you assistance in this grievous matter!
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